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This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.
The Capitol was wrong this is the best use of jabberjays
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
me: same
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
ive been laughing for like 50 years at this
she did it boys
she found it
I only reblogged this for the bing dress
I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER
The paper bag princess….
OH LORD I’M DYING
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
